Bigly Yuge Burger
The things people are saying about Andrew Puzder not being Labor Secretary nominee anymore because he hit women or hired illegals are flat out wrong. Fake news! He quit the nomination process because he realized the importance of being fully committed to making yuge burgers.
The burgers that Andy’s company makes are bigly yuge, let me tell you. You wouldn’t believe how yuge they are. Tremendous. One of them is 1340 calories, and has 76 grams of protein to give you bigly muscles. Those burgers have so much protein that they should be called health food, so much healthier than the rabbit food Mrs. Obama tried to get real Americans to eat, when everyone knows real Americans should be eating bigly big portions, portions big enough for bears.
The so-called judges at the so-called 9th Circuit Court of Appeals made a so-called decision that the so-called Muslim Ban cannot be lifted yet. Sad! Putting liberal morality ahead of safety from bigly yuge threats means there is only one thing to do, and that is to ban the court.
It’s no big surprise the appeals court is in San Francisco, where they don’t have the best judges. Actually, they have the worst judges over there, which is why the banning is necessary. We need to keep all judges off the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals until we can figure out what’s going on over there that’s making them interfere with the operations of the most important part of government.
This was a short post, but it still made a great point. A tremendous one. Get rid of the San Francisco Court, and maybe all of them, so the government can do its job more easily. Just make sure to bring them back if Democrats get back in the White House, since we don’t want a Democratic president running wild doing whatever he wants, do we?
Many people have been trying to get rid of Planned Parenthood for a long time by taking all of its funds away, but they haven’t been able to make it happen. Probably because their arguments for doing so were bad. But this argument which I am about to put forth is not bad. It is tremendous. Some might even say it’s unbelievable. But you’d better believe I have an argument and am not just stalling until I come up with something, because otherwise you would be a hater and you don’t want to be a hater, right?
Now some of you may have heard about this already, but the problem with Planned Parenthood is they do something called abortion, which people are saying is literally the same thing as taking a baby from a cradle and sticking the Constitution in its mouth until it dies. Same thing. No difference. And if you ask me, that’s a bigly yuge problem and they need to be stopped.
Saturday Night Live was so bad last night I couldn’t even watch it for more than ninety minutes. It should be called Saturday Night Dead because of how much they were dying up there making so-called jokes which nobody liked. Some members of the fake news liked it, but they don’t count. Also, lots of people in the show should have dead careers and they should be grateful that’s the only dead thing about them.
Speaking of dead, the cold open was totally wrong. Steve Bannon does not look like death. If anyone looks like death, it’s Kellyanne Conway, but it’s okay to say that because she doesn’t read this and if she did she’d find a way to turn it into a compliment. And they showed the President of Mexico as being way smarter than he is. He will be paying for the wall, I can tell you that much, and I will tell you why in a later post.
The bowl this weekend is going to be the best bowl ever. It’s gonna be super. It’ll be even better than the taco bowls at Trump Tower Grill. Two teams are going to play football, both tremendous teams, but only one of them is going to be the winner and get trophies and parades and a congratulatory phone call.
The winner will be the Patriots, because they have the most American name. Continue reading
Great bird with bigly yuge feathers
This is a great website. Tremendous. It’s great because of all the content on the site, the words and the pictures, and it’s only going to get better. When you ask people what is the site on the internet which they want to visit, this is the one they are going to tell you about. Real people are going to be saying that. High-quality people. It’s already bigly yuge, and it’s gonna get biglier and yuger.