Saturday Night Live was so bad last night I couldn’t even watch it for more than ninety minutes. It should be called Saturday Night Dead because of how much they were dying up there making so-called jokes which nobody liked. Some members of the fake news liked it, but they don’t count. Also, lots of people in the show should have dead careers and they should be grateful that’s the only dead thing about them.
Speaking of dead, the cold open was totally wrong. Steve Bannon does not look like death. If anyone looks like death, it’s Kellyanne Conway, but it’s okay to say that because she doesn’t read this and if she did she’d find a way to turn it into a compliment. And they showed the President of Mexico as being way smarter than he is. He will be paying for the wall, I can tell you that much, and I will tell you why in a later post.