Patriots Will Win Super Bowl Bigly

The bowl ┬áthis weekend is going to be the best bowl ever. It’s gonna be super. It’ll be even better than the taco bowls at Trump Tower Grill. Two teams are going to play football, both tremendous teams, but only one of them is going to be the winner and get trophies and parades and a congratulatory phone call.

The winner will be the Patriots, because they have the most American name. Continue reading